When you’ve got lawyers frothing at the mouth around every corner, you can understand a company’s hesitancy to fire anyone these days. So what do you do then, when you’ve been mailing it in for the last six months and making a pass at the boss’ wife hasn’t done the trick? Refuse to sacrifice your comfort, that’s what.
Named “The Ostrich” by architects at a website we can’t pronounce, this sleep sack is, according to them, “not a pillow, cushion, bed or garment.” Apparently, they forgot “or an asphyxiation device” because from where we’re standing, that’s kind of what it looks like. But hey, at least you can show up to work with a few less supplies in hand. Plus, imagine the envy on Todd’s face in the cubicle next to you when you trump is stupid yoga mat with this thing.