For the most part, winter is a real pain in the ass. You’ve got shoveling, freezing weather and parties where you have to pretend to like your family and co-workers. But perhaps its one saving grace is the excuse to grow a beard. You’ve got deer hunting, winter sports, and unless you’re a New York Jets fan, you can even grow a playoff beard. So many possibilities. But even the most finely groomed gentleman will eventually succumb to the inevitable threat of female resistance when our beards get too out of hand (i.e. too manly). Thankfully, there’s the Beardo. It’s half beanie, half face warmer. Made from soft acrylic and available in a variety of colors, it’s perfect for snowboarding and increasing testosterone.
Get yours from Beardowear.