Axes in the movies are awesome. Lumberjacks get to look bad ass with them on their shoulders, townsfolk get to throw them into the skulls of zombies, and firefighters get to save hot, single chicks from burning buildings with them. In the real world however, it’s a different story. Most novices attempting to wield a real axe will almost certainly lop off a limb within 30 seconds. For those people, we recommend something just a little less deadly. Such as these axe-shaped lollipop ice trays. Sure, they don’t have the practical use of fending off black bears, but they make delicious treats and you won’t have to worry about having a metal rod where your femur used to be.

In our opinion, Ping-Pong is one of the most underrated pastimes ever. It requires catlike reflexes, precision hitting, retro sweatbands, and a little bit of strategy. However, a new interpretation of the game, Quad Table Tennis, seems pretty haggard.

Your company might have a rule that prohibits nerf guns in the office, but we doubt there's a policy against this. Think Geek’s pump-action Double Barrel Marshmallow Shotgun holds two magazines of 25 mini mallows and blasts the morsels of deliciousness up to 30 feet. Wreak havoc on co-workers, spouses, and pets for only $35.

Imagine if ‘Titanic’ was the brainchild of George Lucas, J.J. Abrams, and Michael Bay. Actually, don’t. PistolShrimps has done it for you with a recut trailer that features explosions, stormtroopers, lens flares, a giant octopus, and an updated electronic soundtrack. Hilarity ensues.

According to Will Ferrell, "The wrong sunscreen can make or break your round of golf.  It's a scientific fact!" That’s why he released his own version that promises to offer “improved feel, added distance, and maximum spin.”

In today’s society, wearing a bib over the age of four is generally frowned upon. However, the Dress for Dinner napkin might change things. Giving you a choice of four “elegant” necktie graphics, you’ll never feel like barbarian at BW3s again.

This poor pooch thought he’d have an easy fight against a smaller cat. Unfortunately for him, said cat was a dual-lightsaber-wielding Jedi. Skip to 0:37 to see this feisty feline execute a perfectly timed Force Push on a second foe.

The lazy man’s bicycle or the scared man’s motorcycle – either way you look at it, scooters have always been lame…well, at least until now. The BMW C 650 GT Scooter packs a 60 hp, 647cc engine, stainless steel exhaust, LCD displays, and a murdered-out paint job. But sadly, even though it is a BMW, picking up chicks won’t get any easier.

Fend off burglars, intruders, and marauders with this hilarious and hopefully effective doormat. Its simple and to-the-point message, “The Neighbors Have Better Stuff,” ensures you and your belongings will be safe, but your neighbors might be kinda pissed.