With HDTV’s practically available in vending machines these days, there’s little reason to actually go to the theater anymore. But for those who want the true moviegoer experience at home, you can’t stop there. There’s surround sound, a comfy reclining chair and perhaps most important of all, soda and popcorn with a price higher than the GDP of some third world countries. Sure, these Disney R2-D2 snack and drink holders are $50, but next to having your wife ask you, “Do you want butter topping?” with a pissed off look on her face, nothing will give you a more realistic home theater experience. And hey, authenticity has no price.

Wicked Lasers is known for making the most powerful lasers you can legally buy. Their latest invention, the LaserSaber, is a 32” polycarbonate blade that attaches to their Spyder 3 model…giving you a real Lightsaber. The power of the laser blade is so extreme that you can only play Jedi if you’re wearing sunglasses.

Kids spend the entire year looking forward to one day – Christmas. Adult nerds spend the entire year looking forward to one day too – May the 4th, also known as Star War Day. Bust out your plastic lightsaber and celebrate the greatest day in the galaxy. Head over to StarWars.com for free e-cards, item discounts, and details on special events across the country.

In case you haven’t heard, a dance-off game mode in Star Wars Kinect has outraged nerds across the country. Apparently, fanboys don’t want to see their childhood heroes lock stepping to house music. This hilarious game footage shows Vader and The Emperor going to head-to-head to “Ghosts ‘n Stuff” by Deadmau5.

Our favorite intergalactic sidekick gets a hipster makeover complete with a knit hat, comb over, and a pair of those familiar “I’m so cool” glasses. All he’s missing is a bandolier of PBR.

Imagine if ‘Titanic’ was the brainchild of George Lucas, J.J. Abrams, and Michael Bay. Actually, don’t. PistolShrimps has done it for you with a recut trailer that features explosions, stormtroopers, lens flares, a giant octopus, and an updated electronic soundtrack. Hilarity ensues.

Sure, Lightsabers are pretty awesome, but they’re not really eco-friendly. Matthis Smit has come up with a simple solution – the Lightsaver. While it might not cut through human flesh or deflect blaster rifle fire, it uses one-fifth the power of a normal plasma blade. Wait, did we mention we’re just talking about a shirt, and not an actual product?

This poor pooch thought he’d have an easy fight against a smaller cat. Unfortunately for him, said cat was a dual-lightsaber-wielding Jedi. Skip to 0:37 to see this feisty feline execute a perfectly timed Force Push on a second foe.

Ideally, when you’re ready to have a kid, you’ll be married. If you decide to give up and tie the knot, do it in nerd-style with this Star Wars wedding ring. Utilizing elements from both a lightsaber and Darth Vader’s chest plate, we can guarantee you can’t find this at Jared.

If you’re a horrible craftsman, or want to be the coolest uncle in the world, you might love this one third-scale TIE Fighter from Craigslist. Measuring 8x8x8, this plywood replica is only $150. Originating from Olympia, Washington, this fighter sold last week, but we have a feeling its creator will start making more to meet demand.