When you think about it, Magneto has some pretty awesome powers. He can control all things metal and can even fly by warping the magnetic field. But as Mike Mitchell shows us, his mutant abilities have a downside. Could you imagine living life in total fear of refrigerator magnets?

Our favorite intergalactic sidekick gets a hipster makeover complete with a knit hat, comb over, and a pair of those familiar “I’m so cool” glasses. All he’s missing is a bandolier of PBR.

Sure, Lightsabers are pretty awesome, but they’re not really eco-friendly. Matthis Smit has come up with a simple solution – the Lightsaver. While it might not cut through human flesh or deflect blaster rifle fire, it uses one-fifth the power of a normal plasma blade. Wait, did we mention we’re just talking about a shirt, and not an actual product?

Face it – crayons hate you. You work them to the bone, or stub, and then throw them to the curb when they get too short to hold comfortably. Their life sucks. Imagine if they could enact revenge on use humans. It would probably look something like the “Crayon Role Reversal No. 147” tee from Threadless.

Zombie shirts are a dime a dozen, but “A Family Once” by Threadless stands out from the pack. Instead of a lone survivor fighting for survival, we get a glimpse of life before and after the outbreak. Its skillful design and color palette is a huge plus too.

Rarely does a t-shirt impress both the nerd and female audiences, but Threadless' "Adopt A Dire Wolf" does just that. The cute little dog and call to action makes you look like a pet-friendly sweetheart to women. They’ll have no idea that you’re really wearing a shirt with the vicious yet loyal animal from ‘Game of Thrones.'

Clint Eastwood could figure skate to the song “You Spin Me Right Round” while wearing a pink dress and lipstick and still be more badass than 99.9% of the population. Case in point: Threadless’ “Rubber Band Duel” shirt. We all know he’s the only dude that could bring a rubber band to a gunfight and still win.

Look, there are few things we cherish more on this planet than Star Wars. But the fact is, between soldiers (storm troopers) with the shittiest aim ever, talking puppets and incestuous embraces, there really wasn’t much of an actual war to behold. Luckily, someone agreed and gave this lightsaber t-shirt the ‘Full Metal Jacket’ treatment. One of the most realistic, eye-opening war movies ever made, it’s the perfect complement to make Star Wars just a little more bad ass. Now if only we could see Jar Jar get beaten with bars of soap.

The “8-Bit Forever” tee from Threadless is packed with so much awesomeness, it’s hard not to faint at first sight. All of the graphics from our favorite NES games combine to make a mind-blowing collage of effing epicness. Get it from Threadless…NOW.

If you’re looking to beef up your closet with clothes you’ll actually wear, you need to take advantage of Homage’s Black Friday sale. They’ll be offering their renown soft, fitted, and all-around awesome tees for only $20 from November 25-27.