The AC/DC Pinball Machine is so perfect it must have been shot down from the rock heavens inside of a lightning bolt. Designer Steve Ritchie took everything – seriously, everything – synonymous with the legendary band and incorporated it into one gaming machine that would make Satan himself shed a tear.

We stopped shooting spitballs after high school, not because we grew up, only because we upgraded to blow darts. But the Maximizer 60 might have us reliving the glory days. This slingshot-style blaster shoots pre-made, biodegradable paper bullets up to 60 feet. Load eight bullets into the magazine, soak it in water for 10 seconds, and fire. Terrorize co-workers in a sanitary and environmentally friendly way for $25.

Have a knack for throwing Mitch-A-Palooza-scale parties? Then you might want the Brew Cave. This climate controlled cooler holds 20 cases of beer, four kegs, and features a built –in kegerator. If you’re not the parting type, this should hold enough provisions to last you through the beginning of the apocalypse.

Your company might have a rule that prohibits nerf guns in the office, but we doubt there's a policy against this. Think Geek’s pump-action Double Barrel Marshmallow Shotgun holds two magazines of 25 mini mallows and blasts the morsels of deliciousness up to 30 feet. Wreak havoc on co-workers, spouses, and pets for only $35.

Fend off burglars, intruders, and marauders with this hilarious and hopefully effective doormat. Its simple and to-the-point message, “The Neighbors Have Better Stuff,” ensures you and your belongings will be safe, but your neighbors might be kinda pissed.